Thoughts On Things From People: Mr. Stauffer


Mr. Stauffer Picture Credit: Akayla Lewin

Hannah Wyman, Editor

Hello, and welcome to this week’s edition of Thoughts On Things From People. You know the drill by now, we ask people frivolous questions and they give us their sometimes confused but always well intentioned answers. This week’s topic of discussion stems from a suggestion we received from a terrifically witty student. (That being said, comments, suggestions, and even your own thoughts are all welcome down in the comments.)

Without further ado, we are proud to present Mr. Stauffer walking us through his hair care routine.

“My hair care routine? Ah, I cut my hair basically once a week.”

We also asked him what he does with his hair when he wakes up and if he uses any products. These questions were met with much laughter for obvious reasons.

“No, no. I just use a two in one shampoo to just do it all at once. It doesn’t take me long to take a shower.”

Yes, that is all. Next week you can look forward to reading about Mrs. Skelton’s best joke. Thanks for reading. You may like this feature, you may hate it, but you can’t unread it (unless you have amnesia.) Good day.