Meet the 2019 Homecoming Court

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Newspaper Staff
September 30, 2019

This year’s homecoming court, as selected by the senior class, includes: Tim Fair, Sam Wagner, Carter Willis, Jack Mennow, Ben Howe-Jones, Rachel Lesko, Amy Patterson, Della Mamani, Christine Patterson, and Cassidy Comer.  On October 11, the homecoming king and queen will be crowned following the football game at Linden field.  Get to know what makes these candidates tick before you cast your vote.

Morgan Shelhamer
Tim Fair, Sam Wagner, Carter Willis, Jack Mennow, Ben Howe-Jones, Rachel Lesko, Amy Patterson, Della Mamani, Christine Patterson, and Cassidy Comer are the seniors voted to this year’s Homecoming Court.
Queen Candidates:
Cassidy Comer
Q: If you could change your name to anything what would it be and why?
A: Creg. If you know, you know.
Q: If you could pay to see two teachers fight, who would it be?
A: Mr. Day and Mr. Stauffer
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you form an alliance with? Why?
A: Ben Howe-Jones because of his dedication and motivation.
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you vote off first? Why?
A: Rachel Lesko so she would not need to participate anymore.
Q: How does it feel being nominated by your peers to HOCO court?
A; I’m honestly surprised, but I’m so thankful for all of my friends considering me to be on court.
Q: Who is your celebrity crush?
A: Mathew McConaughey
Q: What are the unwritten rules of a student at GM?
A: Don’t walk 5 miles per hour in the hallway.
Q: Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
A: Traveling the world.
Q: Describe yourself in three words
A: Caring, Fashion icon, helpful
Q: What type of candy would lure you into a white van?
A: Watermelon Sour Patch Kids
Rachel Lesko
Q: If you could change your name to anything what would it be and why?
A: This question is dumb, don’t put this one in the paper for me.
Q: If you could pay to see two teachers fight, who would it be?
A: Maximillian Knight vs. Bobby Stauffer and the winner vs. Delsandro
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you form an alliance with? Why?
A: Tim Fair, because he’s stealthy and could eliminate everyone else
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you vote off first? Why?
A: Cassidy Comer, so she wouldn’t have to participate anymore
Q: How does it feel being nominated by your peers to HOCO court?
A: Smells like fake news to me.
Q: Who is your celebrity crush?
A: Keanu Reeves
Q: What are the unwritten rules of a student at GM?
A: IDK ??
Q: Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
A: Chillin’ in my parent’s attic
Q: Describe yourself in three words
A: I gotta poo.
Q: What type of candy would lure you into a white van? *
A: Kale
Della Mamani
Q: If you could change your name to anything what would it be and why?
A: Delia Miami because that’s how people pronounce it anyways
Q: If you could pay to see two teachers fight, who would it be?
A: Definitely Mr. Knight and Mr. Stauffer
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you form an alliance with? Why?
A: I’d form an alliance with Carter and the Pattersons because Carter makes me laugh, and I make the Patterson’s laugh
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you vote off first? Why?
A: Maybe myself because I can’t survive without good food
Q: How does it feel being nominated by your peers to HOCO court?
A: Honestly…it feels pretty darn good
Q: Who is your celebrity crush?
A: Tobey Maguire in Spider-Man 1 and 2 but not the 3rd one
Q: What are the unwritten rules of a student at GM?
A: Distract Mr. Korb so he doesn’t teach any physics
Q: Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
A: Surrounded by dead bodies…because I would like to be a coroner
Q: Describe yourself in three words
A: Extravagant, garrulous, voracious
Q: What type of candy would lure you into a white van?
A: I’m a huge fan of the 72% cacao chocolate so probably that
Amy Patterson
Q: If you could change your name to anything what would it be and why?
A: I would change my name to Christine Patterson so I could keep my last name
Q: If you could pay to see two teachers fight, who would it be?
A: Mrs. Scaletta and Mr. Snair
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you form an alliance with? Why?
A: I would allign myself with Ben Howe because if I get hurt I can borrow his crutches
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you vote off first? Why?
A: I would vote off Jack because he would definitely blindside me in the future
Q: How does it feel being nominated by your peers to HOCO court?
A: It feels really good and makes me happy
Q: Who is your celebrity crush?
A: Liam Hemsworth
Q: What are the unwritten rules of a student at GM?
A: Don’t stop in the middle of the hallway
Q: Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
A: I see myself possibly married and with a good job
Q: Describe yourself in three words
A: Easy target, outgoing, intimidating
Q: What type of candy would lure you into a white van?
A: All of the candy in the world
Christine Patterson
Q: If you could change your name to anything what would it be and why?
A: Larry because The Keaton Bryson always calls me Larry.
Q: If you could pay to see two teachers fight, who would it be?
A: Mr. K and Mr. Mennow
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you form an alliance with? Why?
A: Tim because he’s fast, like the Flash.
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you vote off first? Why?
A: I would vote off Sam because he’d be the fan favorite.
Q: How does it feel being nominated by your peers to HOCO court?
A: It feels fantastic. I am so honored.
Q: Who is your celebrity crush?
A: Tom Holland
Q: What are the unwritten rules of a student at GM?
A: Say “Hi” to Tito
Q: Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
A: I see myself living in a nice house with my husband and 2 kids.
Q: Describe yourself in three words
A: Secretly funny, smart, shy
Q: What type of candy would lure you into a white van?
A: A Milky Way
King Candidates:
Tim Fair
Q: If you could change your name to anything what would it be and why?
A: Tom. O’s are just cooler.
Q: If you could pay to see two teachers fight, who would it be?
A: Mrs. Scaletta and Mr. Snair
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you form an alliance with? Why?
A: Ben Howe-Jones. He’s the complete package. Enough said
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you vote off first? Why?
A: Carter. He’s too nice and would make an alliance too strong for me to overcome.
Q: How does it feel being nominated by your peers to HOCO court?
A: It’s pretty cool that I’ve made a lasting impression on a lot of great people.
Q: Who is your celebrity crush?
A: Jesus Christ, it’s just the obvious choice. Who doesn’t love Jesus?
Q: What are the unwritten rules of a student at GM?
A: Never argue with Stauffer.
Q: Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
A: I see myself having a decent job, a small family, a quaint cottage in the wilderness, and a dependable car.
Q: Describe yourself in three words
A: Hard-Working, Dependable, America
Q: What type of candy would lure you into a white van?
A: Dove Assorted Chocolate Pieces
Ben Howe-Jones
Q: If you could change your name to anything what would it be and why?
A: I’d change my name to Benny Hendrix. It’s kinda BA.
Q: If you could pay to see two teachers fight, who would it be?
A: Mr Stauffer and Mr Knight
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you form an alliance with? Why?
A: Easy, Della Mamani we were an unstoppable force in 3-on-3.
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you vote off first? Why?
A: I would vote off Sam Wagner he’s kinda dead weight
Q: How does it feel being nominated by your peers to HOCO court?
A: Surprising but very thankful
Q: Who is your celebrity crush?
A: Margot Robbie 100%
Q: What are the unwritten rules of a student at GM?
A: Walk on the left side of the hallway
Q: Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
A: Still hanging in Mimi’s basement (if you know you know)
Q: Describe yourself in three words
A: Bros before lady’s
Q: What type of candy would lure you into a white van?
A: Any if he/she is nice enough
Jack Mennow
Q: If you could change your name to anything what would it be and why?
A: I would change it to Skylar because then I could wear Osiris shoes without being questioned about it
Q: If you could pay to see two teachers fight, who would it be?
A: Mr. Mennow and Mr. Kennerkenecht
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you form an alliance with? Why?
A: Tim Fair because he’s fast as heck and smart so I’d definitely survive
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you vote off first? Why?
A: Ben Howe because I don’t want to carry him around the whole island
Q: How does it feel being nominated by your peers to HOCO court?
A: It feels surprising because I didn’t think I would get on it
Q: Who is your celebrity crush?
A: Jennifer Aniston- age is just a number for her
Q: What are the unwritten rules of a student at GM?
A: Don’t pee next to each other at the urinal
Q: Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
A: Owning a farm with Derek Waltz
Q: Describe yourself in three words
A; Funny, Weird, Happy
Q: What type of candy would lure you into a white van?
A: Reese’s or airheads
Sam Wagner
Q: If you could change your name to anything what would it be and why?
A: Gary. The name just fits me and my style
Q: If you could pay to see two teachers fight, who would it be?
A: Mr. Knight and Mr.Snair, so the school can watch Mr.Snair get put in his place
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you form an alliance with? Why?
A: Tim Fair, without a doubt. He may be the manliest man I’ve ever laid eyes on
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you vote off first? Why?
A: Ben Howe. Because I’m certain he’d eat all my food like he normally does
Q: How does it feel being nominated by your peers to HOCO court?
A: Honored as well as surprised. Surprised for the fact that their were plenty of better options. And honored because I really do appreciate everyone that has stuck it out through the years with me. The memoies made will never be forgotten
Q: Who is your celebrity crush?
A: Jennifer Lopez, without hesitation
Q: What are the unwritten rules of a student at GM?
A: You can’t wear your warm ups (sports hoodies) on the first day you get them
Q: Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
A: Living in a suburb somewhere, with my ordinary wife and my 2 ordinary kids
Q: Describe yourself in three words
A: Unpredictable, underwhelming, and oblivious
Q: What type of candy would lure you into a white van?
A: Swedish fish
Carter Willis
Q: If you could change your name to anything what would it be and why?
A: Derek Waltz because I want to be him.
Q: If you could pay to see two teachers fight, who would it be?
A: Mr. Knight and Mr. Snair
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you form an alliance with? Why?
A: I would form an alliance with Ben Howe because he will need my help due to his injury
Q: If the homecoming court were playing survivor, who would you vote off first? Why?
A: I would have to vote off Christine because she’s the most intimidating and scary.
Q: How does it feel being nominated by your peers to HOCO court?
A: It feels pretty awesome. Im excited to have fun with my fellow friends on the court.
Q: Who is your celebrity crush?
A: Alex Morgan
Q: What are the unwritten rules of a student at GM?
A: Always say hi to Tito when you see him
Q: Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
A: Hopefully have a couple little Carter’s running around and I’ll hopefully be financially stable
Q: Describe yourself in three words
A: Nice, Funny, Chubby
Q: What type of candy would lure you into a white van?
A: Skittles